Thursday, September 25, 2008

Face/Off - DVD podBLAST




Face/Off!? Travolta, Cage!?!

WOO!?!

Arguably the best movie ever BLASTed, but in these strange times (post-BLAST90), the BLASTers have all chosen their must-BLASTs, and RASK has spoken.

So debate it all you want (on the Adudathuda Forum, please), but Face/Off is... BLASTed!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Coyote Ugly - DVD podBLAST




There's something wrong with four guys BLASTing a movie about a super hot chick coming of age with the help of a bunch of slutty bartenders.

The BLASTers are nothing if not sensitive, so instead of ripping Coyote Ugly a new one themselves, they've assembled an all-star list of hot chicks to handle this task in a proper manner.

The All-Girl BLAST! Starring:
Senta Moses
Retta Putignano
Lisa K. Wyatt
Lauren Olsen
Laura Rosenberg

Monday, September 15, 2008

Swept Away - DVD podBLAST




$10M budget, $600K B.O. Madonna. Guy Ritchie.

Someone please get the BLASTers some help.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever




By BLASTphemer request, here is: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

A movie based on a video game based on a draft script for a movie, and baby, it shows.

Props to The 'Bando for taking some pyro in the face, and Lucy Liu for her exotic allure.