Thursday, January 31, 2008

I Know Who Killed Me - DVD podBLAST




It's a season of firsts for DVD podBLAST, and I Know Who Killed Me is no exception.

1st time 2 movies in a row have not previously been seen by Mangler (To his credit, the last two movies are near the bottom of the barrel, even by DVDpB standards.)
1st Lindsay Lohan movie BLASTed
1st movie on Blu-ray BLASTed
1st DVD extras BLASTed

Some sort of clever plot summary would usually sit in this space, but frankly, there's not much to summarize. Suffice it to say that I Know Who Killed Me is The Parent Trap gone very, very wrong.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Dirty Love - DVD podBLAST




Someday in the distant future, a young grad student will be called to do an extensive report on the far-reaching cultural effects of the Adudathuda DVD podBLAST.

Within the body of the report will, necessarily be, a section investigating the oft-suspected extreme masochistic tendencies of the BLASTers.

The strongest evidence this young scholar will present in the aforementioned section will be the fact that "The Illustrious Four", as they've come to be known, subjected themselves to the hole in the universe known as Dirty Love.

One of the worst ever. Period.

...ahem... Speaking of, as a super bonus, tune into the director/star commentary on the DVD, right after the most classless scene ever put to film (you'll know the one), listen as John Asher refers to himself as a "damn good director."

The Illustrious Four say, "no."

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Highlander III - DVD podBLAST




How many titles can one movie have?

(courtesy of IMDB.com)
Highlander III
Highlander 3: The Final Conflict
Highlander 3: The Sorcerer
Highlander: The Final Dimension
Highlander: The Magician

How about these:

Highlander: One Was Enough
Highlander 3: Two Too Many
Highlander: The Final Insult
Highlander: I'll Get You Next Time, Gadget!*

* - Spoken by Mario Van Peebles' Kane