3000 Miles to Graceland - DVD podBLAST

The normally un-blastable Kurt Russell gets his moment in the Adudathuda Sun in this story-free, heartless, two-hour music video.

It starts stupidly (dueling robotic scorpions?!), gets a bit promising (if totally annoying), but then goes downhill. WAY downhill, baby. And just when you're thanking your lucky stars that the credits are rolling, they hit you with the worst blooper/goof reel in the history of cinema.

Is it a comedy, is it a thriller, is it a buddy movie, is it a heist film? Hey, this one sucks on all levels equally.

Bonus: be sure to listen for the latest ill-advised mid-movie snack.